Hey, Hey we’re the… Holy hell, are those elephant feet? Yes, and they make a lovely base for a diversion of a tea party in the park with your pet monkey. Be he live or stuffed. The Victorians had a flair for using the ‘this-and-that’ they brought back from safari in such obscene ways as this and luckily, some of their treasure has escaped the dustbin of the ages. Thus we have a table and stool more than a century old, and this dapper simian to reminds us of the abomination that history is and the delight of a day in the park.